Noob Tears.

Noob Tears

Our special blend of four varietals roasted to a chestnut brown. Noob Tears is rich and lively with a sweet aftertaste. Treat yourself to a wonderfully complex brew while swimming in the salty tears of all the Call of Duty 12-year olds you've sent back to the lobby.
Regular price $18 Save $-18
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What happens when a team of coffee nerds bands together with a mission to roast the best coffee on the planet? Well, Player One Coffee happened. Roasted fresh daily using beans ethically sourced from the best farms around the world.


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