Our special blend of four varietals roasted to a chestnut brown. Noob Tears is rich and lively with a sweet aftertaste. Treat yourself to a wonderfully complex brew while swimming in the salty tears of all the Call of Duty 12-year olds you've sent back to the lobby.
My hubbie loves it. With his new mug, he now dances around the house in the morning, singing lame jingles, and giggling. It smells really good, but of course, I am not allowed to have any until he isn't looking. I consider this a win.
good coffe. at the very least smoother and better tasting than most stuff you will buy off the shelf. happy to support some streamers.
I’m one my 4th different type of coffee and have absolutely loved them all. I have gotten these for a lot of my friends and family for Christmas and am so excited to see how they like it. I highly recommend any coffee drinker to try these fabulous flavors out. Let’s go!
The Danger Dave
Straight from a noobs eye.
Was a little unsure about it with the blackberry flavor in it. After tasting it was pleasantly surprised! The verity of beans with the flavors make a very complex and unique coffee. The color is mesmerizing. It may not be for everyone but I dig it. I did a lil review of it on my YouTube channel The Danger Dave. Good stuff to start the day with.
I was never much of a light roast guy, I mostly prefer dark roasts. I never cared for the caffeine content, but light roasts in most coffee brands are way too acidic for me and leave a weird aftertaste. This, and the Ethiopian Misty Valley, are such tasty and smooth coffees! Noob Tears leaves a nice clean aftertaste and u can taste the berry notes in the coffee. Not bitter at all, Noob Tears is the best light roasted coffee I’ve ever tasted! It really is wonderfully complex:)